I think of all these witty things to say. I really do. Then I start to think "hey man I should have a blog! I can list all the publications that are lucky enough to have me submit to them, and all the witty banter that runs through my head!" What happens is, I play NHL video games instead. Plus I'm borderline internet retarded, and can't really figure out how to work this blog anyway. This must be what people mean when they say First World Problems.